Stepintothemadcapworld of"education." Meettheunforgettables. . . Erda Von Schwantz,the sex educationist, who has mastered the technique for uncovering the secrets within her students' minds and who then sells them to the government for fame;
Roger Murphy, the "vitamin" pill distributor for a Jamaican manufacturer, who is also a movie scout for a producer of adult bookstore art films;
Borlinda Borgia, the born-again Christian, who through the guidance of Roger and Erda learns to use her body for God's work;
Pepe/Pepita Noriega,the transvestite school principal, who uses Roger's vitamins to seduce Niko Papalodopoulos, the straight counselor before he can save Pepe/Pepita from himself/herself;
Phyllis Jaffe,the bullish superintendent, who gives up her worldly ways and dedicates her life to Bible readings, teas and Borlinda's mother.
But most of all, meet the greatest teacher alive, a teacher of impeccable English heritage and educational background, a teacher light-years ahead of his time.
Meet . . .
Teacher of the Year
Funny,on target, and Hammy!
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