On Target
Spectrum Magazine
Lake Forest College
Funny, racy and frightening
Dwayne Day
WWWV-Radio (Charlottesville, VA)
Wonderfully humorous
Mike Bowler
The Baltimore Sun
Twistedly comic
Sam Weller
New City (Chicago)
Step into the madcap world of education and meet the unforgettable characters ...
Erda Von Schwantz, the sex educationist, who has mastered the art of penetrating the minds of her students and who then uses the information to write the definitive book on adolescent perversion; Roger Murphy, the "vitamin” pill distributor for a Jamaican manufacturer, who also is a movie producer of adult bookstore art films; Borlinda Borgia, the born-again Christian, who through the guidance of Roger and Erda learns to use her body for God’s work; Pepe/Pepita Noriega, the transvestite school principal, who uses Roger’s vitamins to seduce Niko Papalodopoulos the straight counselor before he can save Pepe/Pepita from him/herself; Phyllis Jaffe, the bullish superintendent, who gives up her worldly ways and dedicates her life to Bible readings, teas, and Borlinda’s mother. But most importantly, meet the greatest teacher alive, a teacher of impeccable heritage and education, a teacher whose infinite wisdom saves the public schools from scandal.
Meet the one and only....